I had to sit and do the math, but yes. That’s exactly how long it’s been.
The longest it’s been since we’ve been together! *howls to the moon*
It’s a DAMN SHAME that I have to be the one to figure the tip when we go out but you’re a walking calculator when it comes to the millisecond to when you last got some. smh. use your powers for good, not evil.
If he’s not marking days off on the calendar till he gets the chance to assume the position again, we ain’t gon’ work out.
FYI: It has been approximately A month and 25 days since you last sat on my face.
aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell
"fuck boy, A person who is a weak ass pussy that ain't bout shit." Apparently that is you because you search for attention posting of private matters and I try to drop a situation but you have to be a child and go on? And weak? not even close I just think there is no point arguing about nonsense. ok fuck girl.
lmfao holy fuck you fucking googled it I’m cracking up
now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages
this is the saddest thing i have ever seen
Amou Haji is probably the world’s dirtiest man, because he hasn’t bathed in 60 years, he eats rotten animal carcasses, and he smokes feces out of a pipe. Note: He’s single and looking for love. Source
when you’re passed out and hungover at your friends and they try to get you to wake up
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.
why is rihanna trying to block mariah’s view
We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes
I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
senior quotes are the new text post
Just a thing to prove to my mom.
Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.
If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.